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11-04-2008, 12:09 AM
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Crazy
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Blond tailpipe
Tiffany (a blond) decides to visit her friend Tammy (also a blond).
When she gets to Tammy's house she finds Tammy blowing in to the tailpipe of her car. "Tammy, why are you blowing in to the tailpipe of your car" Tiffany asks. Tammy replies "I have a dent in the side of the car and the mechanic told me I can pop the dent out by blowing in to the tailpipe". Tiffany rolls her eyes and laughs at her friend "Tammy, you're such a blond! It will never work..... the windows are down". |
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11-04-2008, 12:35 AM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Hahahaha. That's excellent.
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11-04-2008, 12:21 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Love it.
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11-04-2008, 01:37 PM
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Junkie
Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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Quote:
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