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Old 10-23-2008, 03:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.

The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought about it for a moment.

Then I got it.

Then I lol'd!
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2008, 01:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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and that is why he married her! lol
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