MARRIAGE

[o14real]

<div align="center">
MARRIAGE (PART I)

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.Those are my rules. Any comments?"


His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."


MARRIAGE (PART II)


A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.


After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "What are you doing in bed at this hour? "Getting a second opinion!"


MARRIAGE (PART III)


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.


One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?"


His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"





</div>

[-Anders]

Hahah those were great, a bit on the mean side - but funny never the less

[oblar]

ouch.. i could see the punchline on that last one coming from a mile away

i like the first one an oldie, but a good one

[Amethyst]

Those where funny! I liked two and three.

[Eviltree]

awesome, jokes in a series about the same topic "add whipping cream to the waffles"