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Old 10-09-2008, 11:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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McCain Says Obama's Actual First Name is ‘That'

October 9, 2008

McCain Says Obama's Actual First Name is ‘That'

Raises Fresh Questions about Senator One

In his latest attempt to raise questions about his Democratic rival for president, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) told a crowd in Ohio today that Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) has been lying about his name being "Barack" and that his actual first name is "That."

"The Senator from Illinois should stop calling himself Barack Obama' when his real name is That One,'" Sen. McCain said. "My friends, let's take a deep breath and ask ourselves: what kind of first name is That'?"

The Arizona senator made his latest allegation about Sen. Obama in the hopes of fueling doubts among undecided voters who may be uncomfortable voting for a candidate with a foreign-sounding name like "That."

"Where on earth do people name their children That'?" Sen. McCain asked, prompting a member of the audience to shout back, "Terrorist places!"

GOP strategist Carol Foyler said that Sen. McCain was "not fear-baiting" by raising the issue of Senator One's unusual first name.

"This is about honesty, not about someone having a weird name," said Ms. Foyler, who worked this year for former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney.

A CNN/Time poll of likely voters taken today appeared to indicate that Sen. McCain's latest tactic could be working, at least by injecting some confusion into the presidential race.
When asked if they would vote for a presidential candidate named "That," 97% of respondents answered, "What?"



(taken from a Borowitz report)
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Old 10-10-2008, 12:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I find this quite unbelievable and pretty rude, and I can't even vote in the US.

He's all class...

Edit: I had the link to the "That one" moment but interestingly, it's not showing up. I wonder why?

I like this one, where he says my friends 21 times too - mash up:



Though it may disappear soon, you'll have to be quick /sarcasm.
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Old 10-10-2008, 06:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wait, is the OP an -actual transcription-? I don't remember hearing that.

EDIT: Realized the subforum xD
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