Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
 

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Oh man! hehe

hahah well if she'd looked in the freezer, they'd both be dead anyway

the second woman would kill the first, and then become so exhausted from it that she'd die anyway lol

That's funny.

'tis funny...

HA!

if she found her in the freezer, the husband would have been dead too

Haha thats a good one! And good point dlish.

Very clever joke! Thanks

LOL loved that one, yes I agree could have been three dead.