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Old 09-26-2008, 07:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Palin nude e-mails

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line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.



If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton", do not

open it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton .
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm gonna spank you!
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Old 09-26-2008, 11:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Cool, I'm into spanking... but I'm not into being spanked.

BTW- do I get to look at your sexual resume first?
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Old 09-26-2008, 11:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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what jewels said...
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Old 09-26-2008, 12:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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BTW- do I get to look at your sexual resume first?
Uh yeah, okay. Me and yer Unka Phil left 'em on the counter for ya.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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/holds comment before UP makes snide remark about getting a room.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I caught that concert on PBS, five minutes of music and 15 mins of 'please donate" Thank god for Tivo.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Silly TM. UP wants to help spank you.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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all this spanking going on and no one invited me
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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can't show the little guys as they're underage...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Silly TM. UP wants to help spank you.
I'll pass on that one, resume or not.
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