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Sticky 09-09-2008 02:04 PM

War and Military Strategy
 
At the Russian Military Academy, a General gave a lecture on 'Potential Problems and Military Strategy'.

At the end of the lecture he asked if there are any questions.

An officer stood up and asked: ''Will there be a third world war and will Russia take part in it?''

The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
The officer asked: ''Who will be the enemy?''

The General: ''All indications point to Red China.''

The audience is shocked, the officer asks: ''General, we are only 150 million russians, there are 1.5 billion Chinese. We cannot win a war like that at all!''

The General: ''Just think about this. In modern warfare, it's not the quantity that matters but the quality. For example - in the middle east there have been a few wars recently, where 5 million Jews fought against 50 million Arabs. Israel has always prevailed. Israel is always victorious!''

After a small pause the officer asked, "Do we have enough Jews?"

thespian86 09-10-2008 12:59 PM

I don't get it.

Amaras 09-28-2008 05:06 PM

Sticky, I liked it!


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