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Old 09-06-2008, 08:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said...

'Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.'

She said ...

'You have the biggest dick of all your friends.'
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said...

'Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.'

She said ...

'You have the biggest dick of all your friends.'
And then the fight started.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hehe...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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