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Old 08-18-2008, 11:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2008, 12:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2008, 05:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's freaking funny. Reminds me of the time I argued a traffic ticket because the officer lister my car as a 2door, and I had a 4door, and the date was wrong. I simply explained to the judge that If there were already several errors on the ticket, who was to say any of the rest of it, including my speed, was correct. Of course I was an obnoxious 23 year old at the time...
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's freaking funny. Reminds me of the time I argued a traffic ticket because the officer lister my car as a 2door, and I had a 4door, and the date was wrong. I simply explained to the judge that If there were already several errors on the ticket, who was to say any of the rest of it, including my speed, was correct. Of course I was an obnoxious 23 year old at the time...


did you get out of the ticket? the officers report, due to the inaccuracies, should have be tossed out, thereby leaving the prosecutor with no evidence whatsoever of you have committed a crime.
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I got out of a ticket because the officer called my MR2 a Mazda 2-door.
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Old 08-22-2008, 06:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'd imagine that the response is posted on the wall of the police break room for when people need a laugh.
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Old 08-22-2008, 07:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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did you get out of the ticket? the officers report, due to the inaccuracies, should have be tossed out, thereby leaving the prosecutor with no evidence whatsoever of you have committed a crime.
Oh yeah. The judge looked at the officer and said "guess it's not your day." you couldn't wipe the smirk off my face for three days.
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Old 09-01-2008, 04:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Makes you think twice before filling out paperwork, doesn't it? Pretty silly.
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