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uncle phil · 08-15-2008, 01:48 PM

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? '

'No,' she replied. . .

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

jorgelito · 08-15-2008, 01:54 PM

*groan*

Ilow · 08-15-2008, 02:23 PM

badumpbump

gamefreak1398 · 08-15-2008, 04:42 PM

hahaha wow succhhhhhh a groaner

Willravel · 08-15-2008, 04:53 PM

AWESOME.
This joke is completely awesome.

bhamv · 08-16-2008, 02:27 AM

It's a long groaner, and that's the best kind!

Bilbert · 08-16-2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ilow

badumpbump

this

DEI37 · 08-17-2008, 02:43 PM

Oh, my. That's a good groaner.

thespian86 · 08-19-2008, 11:09 AM

ba dum cshhh is the proper rim shot guys... come on.

08-15-2008, 01:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Redhead A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? ' 'No,' she replied. . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.' __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-15-2008, 01:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
jorgelito All important elusive independent swing voter... Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia	groan __________________ "The race is not always to the swift, nor battle to the strong, but to the one that endures to the end." "Demand more from yourself, more than anyone else could ever ask!" - My recruiter

08-15-2008, 02:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	badumpbump __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

08-17-2008, 02:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Oh, my. That's a good groaner. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-19-2008, 11:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	ba dum cshhh is the proper rim shot guys... come on. __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

08-15-2008, 04:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
gamefreak1398 Upright	hahaha wow succhhhhhh a groaner

08-15-2008, 04:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	AWESOME. This joke is completely awesome.

08-16-2008, 02:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
bhamv Upright	It's a long groaner, and that's the best kind!