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Tully Mars · 07-20-2008, 06:21 PM

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their
seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and
asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer
complaints."

xepherys · 07-20-2008, 07:29 PM

LOL, pretty good...

Bilbert · 07-20-2008, 07:30 PM

That would be a great reply to the increasingly obnoxious "zero population growth" activists. I'll have to remember to pass it along.

Daniel_ · 07-24-2008, 11:40 AM

Love it.

I DO work for a condom company, and nobody's yet sent me a bunch of kids...

Brewmaniac · 07-24-2008, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Love it.

I DO work for a condom company, and nobody's yet sent me a bunch of kids...

Are you the one that poked a hole in the one that knocked-up my highschool girlfriend? Bastard!

07-20-2008, 06:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Here's your sign... A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints." __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

07-20-2008, 07:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	LOL, pretty good... __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

07-24-2008, 11:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Love it. I DO work for a condom company, and nobody's yet sent me a bunch of kids... __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

07-20-2008, 07:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bilbert Tilted Location: Los Angeles	That would be a great reply to the increasingly obnoxious "zero population growth" activists. I'll have to remember to pass it along.