Brewmaniac

previously unpublished soon to be classics!

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

KellyC

Love it!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Bilbert

Great stuff!

grumpyolddude

That last one was my standard birthday message for years. I think I'll adopt Slammed I Am as a new personal philosophy.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

DEI37

That was pretty funny stuff. Thanks for the laughs.

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

genuinegirly

hehe. I like it! Got a couple of chuckles out of Tt as well.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

blahblah454

Heh, those are great. That last one does look like a good Bday message and I may have to start using it