Teddy Bears - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Jadey · 12-30-2003, 01:33 AM

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."

bravo49 · 12-30-2003, 01:52 AM

Predictable ending, but still funny

dumbnutofak · 12-30-2003, 12:44 PM

i woulda never guessed

TerresqueÜ · 12-30-2003, 07:14 PM

Really old. But w/e.

gloveshot3 · 12-31-2003, 07:29 AM

she gave me one from the second shelf!

12-30-2003, 01:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	Teddy Bears A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."

12-30-2003, 12:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
dumbnutofak Crazy Location: Anchorage Alaska	i woulda never guessed __________________ If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is a man who has so much as to be out of danger?

12-30-2003, 07:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Really old. But w/e. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

12-30-2003, 01:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Predictable ending, but still funny

12-31-2003, 07:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	she gave me one from the second shelf!