-Thats What She Said Jokes-
 

Post all of your Thats what she said situations/jokes

-My friend and I get our exams and look through the pages and he goes 'Jesus this is long' "Thats what she said"

This is a great idea. "The Office" lover in me will be longing to check this thread daily.

hahahaha martian,

The Office Season 4:

[Michael Puts Head In Cement]
Dwight: Just force it in as deep as you can.
Michael: [Muffled] "That's what she said"

In asking how often one should water a plant....

"You have to check how damp the soil is."
"Yeah, stick your finger in and see how wet it is."
"That's what she said!"

damn, I came in here specifically to post the comic Martian already posted.

"Just be my slave girl 'cause that's all I need..."

that's what SHE said...

Early this summer, I was at my local baseball stadium watching our minor league team get its butt kicked. Early in the evening I popped over to the stadium's one ATM to buy some cash. There were three or four guys in line. There was a blond girl in short shorts and a low-cut top at the ATM, and things weren't going well. It wasn't reading her card, she was trying to figure it out, it wasn't making sense. At some point she realized she was holding up the line and, trying to appease us, said, "I can't figure out how to insert it!"

I sort of muttered, mostly to myself, "That's what she said." A couple of the guys near me snickered. Eventually Darlin' figured out how to work the cash machine and, as it processed her withdrawal, said again, "I couldn't figure out how to insert it!" I said again, "That's still what she said." This time all three of the guys fought to keep from laughing.

As she walked away with her newly withdrawn cheddar, all four of us cracked up in a knot of "I'll show you how to insert it"s and other ribald comments.

Good "guy moment". Not necessarily a real great "human being moment". But good "guy moment".

Is this an American thing?

It's kinda passing me by...

The irony is, it was popularized by the American version of The Office. It existed before that, but was really brought mainstream by the show.

Isn't The Office new?

I've been hearing these types of jokes for well over a decade.

[Holding Claudia Schiffer picture]
Garth Algar: Hey, are you done yet? I'm getting tired of holding it.
Wayne Campbell: Yeah, that's what she said.

That was 1992.

Yeah, it's not new AT ALL, but it seems to me that Michael Scott has propelled it into a renewed prominence. That he says it, and it's not new AT ALL is part of the joke.

For some reason, back in college (87-91) we would say "...said the young lady to the bishop" instead. A bit classier, perhaps?

The other day my wife was talking about our new house we're building and we got on the subject of houses in general. My brother was looking at a house that was major square footage but looked miniscule from the curb. My wife: "yeah it looks really small, but once you get inside....wow!!!!!"

I couldn't help my enthusiasm when I said "that's what she said!!"

The comeback line I recall from my Navy days that two people in my workcenter always said was:
"Like I was just telling your little sister" or something to that affect, it was quite humourous when used properly in conversation.

Yeah, that's one of the more entertaining aspects of the military... we tend to find more humor in more explicit or more offensive things. I've found many things very funny that I couldn't share well with my civilian friends...