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04-28-2008, 09:37 PM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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A Penguin and an Oil Change
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." "No, no!" the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
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04-29-2008, 12:22 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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he he he he!
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04-29-2008, 01:52 PM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Oh man! I really didn't see that one coming!
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04-30-2008, 10:23 AM
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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i was waiting for a reference to being unable to drive a car once the oil light was on but that was pretty good
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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05-06-2008, 03:56 PM
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Delicious
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Rofl.. This reminded me about this news story...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm
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05-06-2008, 04:07 PM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Oh my goodness cybermike - so very disturbing. Yet intriguing at the same time.
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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy |
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05-06-2008, 06:09 PM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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HAHAHAHA!
oh man, watch out for those rapists seals. they'll get cha!
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
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