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acostello · 07-11-2003, 12:18 PM

Actual comments made by teachers on their students report cards as part of
their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded, but these are
great!

1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to
dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold
it
all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out
1,000,000 others.

gov135 · 07-11-2003, 05:54 PM

Very good. Thanks.

Raw Kuts · 07-11-2003, 11:42 PM

love the last one

MSD · 07-12-2003, 12:52 AM

I've seen this elsewhere as comments on performance reviews for jobs.

Akira · 07-12-2003, 10:13 AM

2. I would not allow this student to breed. --If only that could be made into a law.

MacGnG · 07-12-2003, 01:51 PM

TerresqueÜ · 07-28-2003, 08:04 PM

I've known a few people who fit those descriptions...

Slims · 07-28-2003, 08:07 PM

I am thinking of teaching for a couple years so I can stay in town until my girlfriend gets out of college. I am going to use every single one of these.

tfpfreak · 07-29-2003, 07:26 AM

Dang they aren't holding back these days

bryan2766 · 07-29-2003, 10:42 AM

red_zinfandel8 · 07-29-2003, 01:55 PM

Those were great!

Stare At The Sun · 07-29-2003, 10:16 PM

yeah 11 is the best

07-11-2003, 12:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Comments in the report cards Actual comments made by teachers on their students report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded, but these are great! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

07-11-2003, 11:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	love the last one __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

07-12-2003, 10:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	2. I would not allow this student to breed. --If only that could be made into a law. __________________ -signature

07-12-2003, 01:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	lol

07-28-2003, 08:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I've known a few people who fit those descriptions... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-11-2003, 05:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Very good. Thanks.

07-12-2003, 12:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I've seen this elsewhere as comments on performance reviews for jobs.

07-28-2003, 08:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I am thinking of teaching for a couple years so I can stay in town until my girlfriend gets out of college. I am going to use every single one of these. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-29-2003, 07:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Dang they aren't holding back these days __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-29-2003, 10:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
bryan2766 Crazy Location: East Tenn	lol

07-29-2003, 01:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	Those were great!

07-29-2003, 10:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	yeah 11 is the best