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Old 04-07-2008, 04:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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this is too good...

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the
planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your
corporation to make a contribution to this great
man's legacy. The Library will include: The
Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you
can't remember anything. The Texas Air National
Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let
you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't
let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room
(Which no one has been able to find). The Iraq War
Room. After you complete your first tour, they make
you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and
sometimes fifth tours. The Dick Cheney Room, in the
famous undisclosed location, comple te with shooting
gallery. Plans also include: The K-Street Project
Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an
election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet
some of your favorite Republican Senators. Last, but
not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to
a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego. To
highlight the President's accomplishments, the
museum will have an electron microscope to help you
locate them. When asked, President Bush said that he
didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as
long as his museum was better than his father's
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
Eat your vegetables
 
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That's hilarious!
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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HAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sad now.
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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aren't you glad you're a republican?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i <3 uncle phil.
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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i <3 uncle phil.
who doesnt?

great stuff, man.
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