Marine Joke (Warning: HORRID!)
 

Okay, here we go (I hope this doesn't piss too many people off).

Two Marine Sergeants are smoking a cigarette before Monday morning formation. First one says "So, Jason, how was your weekend?"

"Dude, you won't BELIEVE this shit", Jason says. "I made a beer run Friday night, and I'm walking back to my apartment from Safeway. As I'm crossing the railroad tracks, I see this chick tied up and laying across the tracks, so right before the train comes, I cut her loose and snatch her up. We went back to my place, and, uh..

"Bro, we just FUCKED all weekend long. Seriously, it was like we rewrote the Kama Sutra or something, we were going at it like rabbits. I got SOOOOOOOO laid! It rocked!"

"Well, damn," says the other Sergeant, "sounds like a hell of a weekend. So, is this chick hot, or what?"

"I dunno", says Jason, "I still haven't found her head."

sick...but funny...

hahaha. good one. i cant wait to tell this one.

i love the reactions people have when they laugh at something they know is awful.

the way I heard it was the two guys were hobos and the question was "so, did she blow you too?"

HA!

Oh I'm fuckin' using this.

So... he snatched her off before the train came but she's still missing her head?

that....

When I can focus on the question more than the joke, I think i've failed to laugh. damnit. i know it's funny but that bugs me.

Ok, I laughed. It's sick. It's greusome. But dangit - I laughed. You got me.

I assume it's because an earlier train hit her.

And yes, I laughed while feeling horrible about it.

How do you tell if a guy is Army or Marines when out of uniform?

Walk up to him and shout "hooah!" If you wake up in the hospital with a broken nose, he's a Marine.