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scope · 06-27-2003, 01:08 PM

Night Ritual
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Wife: Oh, come on.

Husband: Leave me alone!

Wife: It won't take long.

Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Wife: I can't sleep without it.

Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Wife: Because I'm Hot.

Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.

Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Wife: You don't love me anymore.

Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Wife: (Sob-Sob)

Husband: All right, I'll do it.

Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Husband: I can't find it.

Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Husband: There! Are you satisfied?

Wife: Oh, yes, honey.

Husband: Is it up far enough?

Wife: Oh, that's fine.

Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself

Betcha didn't expect that one !

DEI37 · 06-27-2003, 02:54 PM

That is nice. Since it's in the funnies, I figured it would be a sex joke, but wasn't expecting that, either. Good one.

TerresqueÜ · 06-27-2003, 03:50 PM

Kinda expected, still deserves a chuckle.

sooz · 06-28-2003, 12:59 AM

Inuendious... is that even a word?

06-27-2003, 01:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	The Nightly Ritual Night Ritual ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because I'm Hot. Husband: You get hot at the darnest times. Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Wife: You don't love me anymore. Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Wife: (Sob-Sob) Husband: All right, I'll do it. Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Husband: I can't find it. Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Husband: There! Are you satisfied? Wife: Oh, yes, honey. Husband: Is it up far enough? Wife: Oh, that's fine. Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself Betcha didn't expect that one !

06-27-2003, 02:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That is nice. Since it's in the funnies, I figured it would be a sex joke, but wasn't expecting that, either. Good one. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-27-2003, 03:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Kinda expected, still deserves a chuckle. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-28-2003, 12:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	Inuendious... is that even a word? __________________ -sooz