groaner of the day

[loquitur]

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He’s taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “You looked like you could be the father of one of my children.”

He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says . . .

“My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?”

Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said, “No, I’m your son’s Math teacher.”

[Willravel]

Ha!