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bjambjam · 02-19-2008, 03:18 PM

FOX News Alert!!

Woman found dead in bathtub full of milk, a spoon in her pussy, and a banana up her ass. Police think it was a "Cereal Killer!"
Whaa ... Whaa .. Whaaaaaa!

Hey listen .. they can't all be weiners ... i mean winners!

Tully Mars · 02-19-2008, 03:47 PM

That's so stupid it's almost funny.

ratbastid · 02-19-2008, 04:37 PM

Look, look! The comedian's a bear!

DEI37 · 02-19-2008, 07:20 PM

I couldn't even muster a groan for this. Sorry.

Plan9 · 02-19-2008, 07:26 PM

*bursts into tears, goes on TeeVee*

Oh, Dr. Phil... it was horrible.

ratbastid · 02-20-2008, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

Look, look! The comedian's a bear!

Nobody's going to take me up on this?

Okay. I'll do it myself.

No he's a-not! He's a-wearing a neck a-tie!

Fozzy Bear reference? Anybody? Anybody?

*crickets*

Redlemon · 02-20-2008, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

No he's a-not! He's a-wearing a neck a-tie!

I was just about to type that, but it appears I'm too late. Sorry I didn't log on earlier.

Crack · 03-05-2008, 06:13 AM

I feel like someone should have honked a horn after I got done reading that.

SSJTWIZTA · 03-05-2008, 09:06 AM

oh god damnit man.

that was pretty bad.

blahblah454 · 03-05-2008, 10:10 AM

Yea, that was bad.

allaboutmusic · 03-05-2008, 10:29 AM

Uh...

Punk.of.Ages · 03-05-2008, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

Nobody's going to take me up on this?

Okay. I'll do it myself.

No he's a-not! He's a-wearing a neck a-tie!

Fozzy Bear reference? Anybody? Anybody?

*crickets*

Wacka Wacka?

02-19-2008, 03:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
bjambjam Upright	FOX News Altert!! FOX News Alert!! Woman found dead in bathtub full of milk, a spoon in her pussy, and a banana up her ass. Police think it was a "Cereal Killer!" Whaa ... Whaa .. Whaaaaaa! Hey listen .. they can't all be weiners ... i mean winners! __________________ "Be the change you want to see in the world"

02-19-2008, 03:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	That's so stupid it's almost funny. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

02-19-2008, 07:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	I couldn't even muster a groan for this. Sorry. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

02-19-2008, 07:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	*bursts into tears, goes on TeeVee* Oh, Dr. Phil... it was horrible. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

03-05-2008, 06:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I feel like someone should have honked a horn after I got done reading that. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

02-19-2008, 04:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Look, look! The comedian's a bear!

03-05-2008, 09:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	oh god damnit man. that was pretty bad. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

03-05-2008, 10:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Yea, that was bad.

03-05-2008, 10:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
allaboutmusic Aurally Fixated	Uh...