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02-09-2008, 12:22 AM
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Tilted
Location: Willamette Valley
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Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids .
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay ******************** There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad . She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. |
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02-09-2008, 03:37 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner Eating his christmas pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a plum And said "Holy shit am I high!" Ol' King Cole was a merry old soul And a merry old soul was he He'd call for his pipe, he'd call for his bowl I guess we all know about old King Cole. -gc
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02-11-2008, 05:33 AM
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Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa
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i have one, i have one !!!
 Mary had a little lamb It walked into a pylon ten thousand volts went up its ass and turned his wool to nylon hahahaha...thats my favorite one 
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02-13-2008, 12:06 PM
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<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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Yeah, a few of these are new for me too. Good stuff!
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02-17-2008, 04:18 PM
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Psycho: By Choice
Location: dd.land
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yeah, all but the Jack & Jill one were new to me - and my sister - i read them out loud to her - and we both got a KICK outta it.
but i thought of two - does this count? hello mother, hello father i've been smoking marijuana crack is good, heroin is better i'm so fucked i hardy write this letter.
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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ] Last edited by dd3953; 02-17-2008 at 04:21 PM.. |
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