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Brewmaniac · 02-01-2008, 05:51 AM

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"
"No," the boy said, "She works for the Republican National Committee and is helping to get Ron Paul to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

dd3953 · 02-17-2008, 05:05 PM

.nice.

blahblah454 · 02-17-2008, 10:42 PM

oh god, I don't know much about Ron Paul, but from what I have heard he isn't that bad... is he?

allaboutmusic · 02-18-2008, 12:02 AM

Haha, that's funny!

dd3953 · 02-18-2008, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblah454

oh god, I don't know much about Ron Paul, but from what I have heard he isn't that bad... is he?

i don't know if he's that bad, but it's funny none the less.

02-01-2008, 05:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	My Mommy The Dancer One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "She works for the Republican National Committee and is helping to get Ron Paul to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

02-17-2008, 05:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	.nice. __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

02-17-2008, 10:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	oh god, I don't know much about Ron Paul, but from what I have heard he isn't that bad... is he?

02-18-2008, 12:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
allaboutmusic Aurally Fixated	Haha, that's funny!