I'm going to put it right on the line..... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

DDDDave · 02-07-2008, 07:28 PM

There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.

Nothing like a good Caddyshack quote thread to lighten things up around here....

Whadaya got?

Martian · 02-07-2008, 07:40 PM

This is Tilted Life. Tilted Humor is down the hall and to the left.

ratbastid · 02-07-2008, 07:54 PM

Keep on going past Humor; Tilted Nonsense is the third door on the right.

Shauk · 02-07-2008, 08:16 PM

I don't quite understand the point.

help me.

Fotzlid · 02-07-2008, 10:40 PM

Well first there was a random quote. Then there was...oh never mind.

DDDDave · 02-08-2008, 07:59 AM

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Sion · 02-08-2008, 04:35 PM

I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bull-fights on acid...

DDDDave · 02-15-2008, 12:48 PM

The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny.

02-07-2008, 07:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
DDDDave Addict Location: Sarasota	I'm going to put it right on the line..... There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up. Nothing like a good Caddyshack quote thread to lighten things up around here.... Whadaya got? __________________ I am just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe... "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Thoreau "Nothing great was ever accomplished without enthusiasm" - Emerson

02-07-2008, 07:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	This is Tilted Life. Tilted Humor is down the hall and to the left. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

02-08-2008, 07:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
DDDDave Addict Location: Sarasota	So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. __________________ I am just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe... "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Thoreau "Nothing great was ever accomplished without enthusiasm" - Emerson

02-08-2008, 04:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bull-fights on acid... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-15-2008, 12:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
DDDDave Addict Location: Sarasota	The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny. __________________ I am just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe... "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Thoreau "Nothing great was ever accomplished without enthusiasm" - Emerson

02-07-2008, 07:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Keep on going past Humor; Tilted Nonsense is the third door on the right.

02-07-2008, 08:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	I don't quite understand the point. help me.

02-07-2008, 10:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	Well first there was a random quote. Then there was...oh never mind.