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Old 01-31-2008, 02:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There's this older guy married to a young vixen and he's jealous, got a heart problem and he's jealous. He rings home one day and she doesn't answer so he gets up from his desk thinking his wife is cheating on him, runs down to the car ... thump thump goes his heart ... he drives crazy man to their apartment....thump thump. The elevator's broke so it's up the stairs...thump thump. When he gets to the door he kicks it in thump thump... charges into the kitchen and finds his wife pouring some milk.

Hi she says .... Where is he? he yells....There's nothing going on sweetheart is her reply. Just then the guy see a man running in the alley below, thinking its his wife's paramour he frantically looks around and in a fit of rage picks up the regrigerator and throws it out the window ... it hits the man and kills him .. a second later our husband suffers a heart attack and dies.....

There are three men waiting at the pearly gates .. St Peter calls over the first guy .. What happened to you? I was walking in an alley and this fridge comes hurtling out of a window and hits me ... bingo here I am.

The second guy tells his story .. about fearing his wife was cheating and eventually throwing the fridge out the window and suffering a heart attack...

And you , St Peter asks the third guy ....

I was hiding in this fridge.......
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There's another version in which the man searches the entire house, top to bottom, before collapsing of a heart attack. In heaven he meets another man who asks him how he died. After hearing the story, the second man shakes his head and says, "If you'd only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!"
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