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Redlemon · 11-20-2005, 12:00 PM

Stolen from this blog over here...

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So here's the story with the cake.

I call my brother up on Thursday morning, asking what he's planned on doing for our mom today, as it's her birthday. It's her 60th birthday, in fact, but she didn't want a party or anything, and we were sad. So my brother decided that we needed to do something for the woman that didn't abort us, and this something was a giant penis on her birthday cake.

He also decided that *I* should be the one to call in the order.

So after 15 minutes of building myself up to call this HIGHLY PRESTIGEOUS BAKERY THAT HAS WON NUMEROUS CAKE DECORATING AWARDS (and updating this thing), I called.

I get this nice girl, tell her we want white cake with buttercream frosting and raspberry jam with lemon custard as filling. I know. It's delicious sounding (oh god was it ever good). And when the girl asked, "Are there any decorations you would like on the cake?" I launched into this, verbatim, "...well...umm...so it's for my mom's birthday, and she's turning sixty, and she's kinda perverted, so I was wondering if you could put a penis on it if that's possible." It should be mentioned that I nearly mumbled/coughed "penis." Without a giggle or skipping the beat, she asks, "Is there any writing you want on it?" I immediately thought, "man, this girl is stoic." And then I told her that it had to read, "Happy Birthday Mom." And then she took down my name and some credit card info (yeah, standard proceedure), and told me that it'd be ready by 10 AM tomorrow. I relay this info to my brother. He's amused beyond belief, and I still cannot believe how calm that girl was on the phone.

So fast forward to this morning. My brother's evil and makes his girlfriend Kristen go pick it up, 'cause it's right by her work. So she walks in and says, "I'm here to pick up a cake for Suzanne Welsh" or something involving my name ('cause the cake's under my name), and the entire fucking bakery goes still. Like Western movie still. They bring out the cake, and guys are coming out from the back, giggling and laughing. There is now a crowd surrounding the cake, half of them holding in their giggles while the others openly laugh. Kristen openly tells the cashier to tell whoever decorated the cake that they did a fantastic job on the cake (they really, really did, and we'll get to that soon enough, you pervs). So Kristen pays and leaves, PENIS CAKE IN HAND.

So flash forward again. They're at the house, as my mom's opted for eating Baja Fresh on her birthday. She knows that we've gotten her a penis cake, that I called it in, and that Kristen got it. We've also heard that it exceeds expectations. At this point, I was expecting an outline or something crappy and hurried. Oh no, my friends. This bakery does nothing half way, apparently.

When they get to the house, I insist on seeing it immediately. And oh my God. It reduces me to giggles and overwhelming astonishment. We take it upstairs, the same goes from my mom and Gram. Kristen relays her story from inside the bakery, and we begin to take photos of the Most Awesome Penis Cake Ever Made:

(empty lines added for dramatic effect...)

Note the piercings (yeah, there are two). Note the cock ring. Note the manicured pubic hair. Note the veins. Note the distinct head. There's also a urethra there, if you can see it (it's the straw holding the 3.5" frosting penis erect). Please note that I did not ask for ANY of this, aside from the penis itself, which is pornstar tan, or even ethnic. Please note that I MUTTERED that I wanted a penis as decoration for the cake.

This means that someone took a lot of time with this, and really enjoyed making it. REALLY ENJOYED IT. It's like, the penis is like, "why hello! and happy birthday, mom!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM. And the text is so merry and feminine. A brilliant contrast with the phallus starin' at me. I still cannot believe that they put piercings and a cockring on it. If they were to pick one family in while this would fly, it's mine.

I called my sister after I saw it, trying to relay the "OH MY GOD"ness of the thing, but she didn't really get it. It wasn't until we sent pictures that she literally repeated, "Oh my...my God...oh my God..." like six times.

There are more pictures, in case you want to see them, but I'll save them for later or something. Just ask. There's also a quick movie I did, featuring The Penis Cake. IM me for it. But oh man. Please be laughing by now, because I am, and oh God was the cake ever delicious.

(Visit the above link for the many comments on the cake.)

theguyondacouch · 11-20-2005, 12:18 PM

haha, I've seen a few penis cakes before, but thats the most detailed one yet.

rsl12 · 11-20-2005, 12:33 PM

where did the candle go?

5757 · 11-20-2005, 01:12 PM

That is hilarious! They sure did a good job. I think I might need to do a cake like this for my mom on the 50th!

CSflim · 11-20-2005, 01:22 PM

Holy shit. That's a work of art! Seriously!

Brewmaniac · 11-20-2005, 01:23 PM

This absolutely hilarious! Really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

fresnelly · 11-20-2005, 01:59 PM

Gross! How did you do the first cut? How was it served?

sub zero · 11-21-2005, 06:41 AM

Of course when she says that her mother then when on to Fellitio it...that would have killed my appetite for a couploe of days..

Ilow · 11-21-2005, 05:49 PM

that's so freakin funny. God bless: mothers with a sense of humor, kids who appreciate their mother's sense of humor, and cake decorators who really get into their jobs!

Charlatan · 11-22-2005, 05:35 AM

I just want to know two things:

1) Does the cake get bigger if you tease it?
2) Does whipped cream come out of the straw on cue?

The only part that freaks me out is the lumpy scrotum... seriously, whoever they used as a model for this is diseased.

Destrox · 11-23-2005, 04:55 AM

There are no words that can describe the humor in that, bravo.

maleficent · 11-23-2005, 07:22 AM

Ummm OK - happy birthday...

my mother would keel over dead on the spot...

Charlatan · 11-23-2005, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

Ummm OK - happy birthday...

my mother would keel over dead on the spot...

You say that like it's a bad thing...

barenakedladies · 11-23-2005, 07:38 AM

wow, when my wife had her bachelorette party she had a penis cake but it wasnt as detailed. It was basically a giant eclare (Cream filling) with a head on it and cream filling coming out of the head.

The balls were ice cream cake.
One chocolate... one vanilla.

i believe it was coconut pubic hair.... which by the way would make a GREAT band name.

liquidlight · 11-23-2005, 08:46 AM

That cake is getting me in trouble with my customer that I have on the phone, I'm laughing so hard. . . that's GREAT!

maleficent · 11-23-2005, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Just because I don't particularly like the woman.. doesn't mean i wish her dead... jeesh - I'm heartless - -not THAT heartless...

Charlatan · 11-23-2005, 08:59 AM

Then why did I see a box for Instant Penis cake in your trash the other day? Thanksgiving plans?

Bill O'Rights · 11-23-2005, 11:08 AM

Charlatan, I think that was for later. After the family festivities.

maleficent · 11-23-2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

Charlatan, I think that was for later. After the family festivities.

Arent you paying attention.. there will be no family festivities this year...

Hmmm I wonder if the penis cake counts against Redlemon's thanksgiving challenge?

Charlatan · 11-23-2005, 11:19 AM

You know, I think it does.

Charlatan · 11-25-2005, 09:10 AM

So Mal? How did things work out between you and your Penis cake?

Toaster126 · 11-25-2005, 12:12 PM

Holy crap. The piercings are what really take it over the edge. I can't believe the bakery went that far. Kudos to them for taking the joke and running with it.

Booray · 12-02-2005, 08:52 PM

That's great! Nice to see the bakery going beyond the call of duty to floor the customer.

Martian · 12-03-2005, 11:06 AM

Holy shit, I can't stop laughing!

In a past life I was a baker (not a cake decorater, that's a whole 'nother job) and I'm trying to picture one of the front girls coming into the back of house and telling me we need a penis cake. I'm trying to imagine the look on the cake decorator's face.

That's just fucking brilliant.

rlynnm · 12-03-2005, 11:13 AM

That is one awesome cake. It astounds me where half of the creativity might've stemmed from...And the receptionist's aloofness with the whole thing. These bitches are experts aren't they ? LOL

dlish · 12-03-2005, 01:29 PM

ok two questions..

1) who got to eat the shaft?

2) how much did it cost?

Silvy · 12-03-2005, 01:47 PM

That truly is an awesome cake!

Gotta love a good sense of humor!

tommy thompson · 12-04-2005, 01:01 PM

That's the funniest, yet best cock, er, uh, CAKE, yea Cake I've ever seen!!

)

kylie · 12-04-2005, 11:07 PM

this is so so so details ... i wouldnt want to bite it... ouch

Redlemon · 12-05-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlishsguy

ok two questions..

1) who got to eat the shaft?

2) how much did it cost?

"As for the fate of the frosting phallus? My mom got it. We were originally going to cut it off and freeze it (and potentially mount it on the wall in the living room), but my mom attacked it and proceeded to fellatiate it, much to the combined horror of me and my brother. Kristen laughed. ... And as for how much I paid for it, the cake cost $33. It was for 6-8 people, was about 6"-7" tall (not including Mr. Penis, who was about 4" tall-ish), and about 10" in diameter."

xepherys · 12-07-2005, 09:34 PM

That is one amusing piece of baking art. Awesome!

Naked Communist · 12-11-2005, 11:38 PM

I forwarded this to my hubby at work and have since been informed that the entire squadron has stopped by for a peek (after said hubby spit his coffee all over the keyboard).

That's the best cake I've ever seen...but I gotta agree with Charlatan about the scrotum. It's a lot lumpier than the models I've seen.

mjby2 · 12-12-2005, 12:46 AM

Amazing!
(My mom - RIP- would never have been game for that)

xepherys · 09-10-2007, 10:48 AM

I was just thinking about this post the other day, and here I am trolling through humor and finding it. A well deserved bump.

Plan9 · 09-10-2007, 10:59 AM

The girl I just went out on a date with has a penis cake baking pan.

Hot. Anything to make 'em wanna put weewaw in their weewaw-polisher.

stankybcn1 · 09-12-2007, 11:48 PM

Wow, back from the dead. Still funny.

troit · 02-07-2008, 01:21 PM

back from the dead 'cause its still funny...

dlish · 02-07-2008, 01:50 PM

anyone also notice that its circumcised? must be a muslim or jewish dick

levite · 02-07-2008, 04:31 PM

Too...many...circumcision...jokes...!!!

Jewish...humor...on...critical...overload...!!!

RonRyan85 · 02-07-2008, 08:01 PM

Great looking cake! Did you want it to be a LOT BIGGER?

11-20-2005, 12:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The Most Awesome Penis Cake Ever Made Stolen from this blog over here... --------------- So here's the story with the cake. I call my brother up on Thursday morning, asking what he's planned on doing for our mom today, as it's her birthday. It's her 60th birthday, in fact, but she didn't want a party or anything, and we were sad. So my brother decided that we needed to do something for the woman that didn't abort us, and this something was a giant penis on her birthday cake. He also decided that I should be the one to call in the order. So after 15 minutes of building myself up to call this HIGHLY PRESTIGEOUS BAKERY THAT HAS WON NUMEROUS CAKE DECORATING AWARDS (and updating this thing), I called. I get this nice girl, tell her we want white cake with buttercream frosting and raspberry jam with lemon custard as filling. I know. It's delicious sounding (oh god was it ever good). And when the girl asked, "Are there any decorations you would like on the cake?" I launched into this, verbatim, "...well...umm...so it's for my mom's birthday, and she's turning sixty, and she's kinda perverted, so I was wondering if you could put a penis on it if that's possible." It should be mentioned that I nearly mumbled/coughed "penis." Without a giggle or skipping the beat, she asks, "Is there any writing you want on it?" I immediately thought, "man, this girl is stoic." And then I told her that it had to read, "Happy Birthday Mom." And then she took down my name and some credit card info (yeah, standard proceedure), and told me that it'd be ready by 10 AM tomorrow. I relay this info to my brother. He's amused beyond belief, and I still cannot believe how calm that girl was on the phone. So fast forward to this morning. My brother's evil and makes his girlfriend Kristen go pick it up, 'cause it's right by her work. So she walks in and says, "I'm here to pick up a cake for Suzanne Welsh" or something involving my name ('cause the cake's under my name), and the entire fucking bakery goes still. Like Western movie still. They bring out the cake, and guys are coming out from the back, giggling and laughing. There is now a crowd surrounding the cake, half of them holding in their giggles while the others openly laugh. Kristen openly tells the cashier to tell whoever decorated the cake that they did a fantastic job on the cake (they really, really did, and we'll get to that soon enough, you pervs). So Kristen pays and leaves, PENIS CAKE IN HAND. So flash forward again. They're at the house, as my mom's opted for eating Baja Fresh on her birthday. She knows that we've gotten her a penis cake, that I called it in, and that Kristen got it. We've also heard that it exceeds expectations. At this point, I was expecting an outline or something crappy and hurried. Oh no, my friends. This bakery does nothing half way, apparently. When they get to the house, I insist on seeing it immediately. And oh my God. It reduces me to giggles and overwhelming astonishment. We take it upstairs, the same goes from my mom and Gram. Kristen relays her story from inside the bakery, and we begin to take photos of the Most Awesome Penis Cake Ever Made: (empty lines added for dramatic effect...) Note the piercings (yeah, there are two). Note the cock ring. Note the manicured pubic hair. Note the veins. Note the distinct head. There's also a urethra there, if you can see it (it's the straw holding the 3.5" frosting penis erect). Please note that I did not ask for ANY of this, aside from the penis itself, which is pornstar tan, or even ethnic. Please note that I MUTTERED that I wanted a penis as decoration for the cake. This means that someone took a lot of time with this, and really enjoyed making it. REALLY ENJOYED IT. It's like, the penis is like, "why hello! and happy birthday, mom!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM. And the text is so merry and feminine. A brilliant contrast with the phallus starin' at me. I still cannot believe that they put piercings and a cockring on it. If they were to pick one family in while this would fly, it's mine. I called my sister after I saw it, trying to relay the "OH MY GOD"ness of the thing, but she didn't really get it. It wasn't until we sent pictures that she literally repeated, "Oh my...my God...oh my God..." like six times. There are more pictures, in case you want to see them, but I'll save them for later or something. Just ask. There's also a quick movie I did, featuring The Penis Cake. IM me for it. But oh man. Please be laughing by now, because I am, and oh God was the cake ever delicious. (Visit the above link for the many comments on the cake.) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 07-15-2009 at 06:39 AM..

11-20-2005, 12:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	haha, I've seen a few penis cakes before, but thats the most detailed one yet. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

11-20-2005, 12:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	where did the candle go? __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

11-20-2005, 01:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
5757 Insane Location: Vegas!!	That is hilarious! They sure did a good job. I think I might need to do a cake like this for my mom on the 50th! __________________ Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, Forever in debt to ((your)) priceless advice. - Nirvana

11-20-2005, 01:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Holy shit. That's a work of art! Seriously! __________________

11-20-2005, 01:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	This absolutely hilarious! Really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-20-2005, 01:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Gross! How did you do the first cut? How was it served? __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

11-21-2005, 06:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	Of course when she says that her mother then when on to Fellitio it...that would have killed my appetite for a couploe of days.. __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

11-21-2005, 05:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	that's so freakin funny. God bless: mothers with a sense of humor, kids who appreciate their mother's sense of humor, and cake decorators who really get into their jobs! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

11-22-2005, 05:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I just want to know two things: 1) Does the cake get bigger if you tease it? 2) Does whipped cream come out of the straw on cue? The only part that freaks me out is the lumpy scrotum... seriously, whoever they used as a model for this is diseased. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-23-2005, 04:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	There are no words that can describe the humor in that, bravo. __________________ You bore me.... next.

11-23-2005, 07:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Ummm OK - happy birthday... my mother would keel over dead on the spot... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

11-23-2005, 07:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	wow, when my wife had her bachelorette party she had a penis cake but it wasnt as detailed. It was basically a giant eclare (Cream filling) with a head on it and cream filling coming out of the head. The balls were ice cream cake. One chocolate... one vanilla. i believe it was coconut pubic hair.... which by the way would make a GREAT band name.

11-23-2005, 08:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	That cake is getting me in trouble with my customer that I have on the phone, I'm laughing so hard. . . that's GREAT! __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

11-23-2005, 08:59 AM	#17 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Then why did I see a box for Instant Penis cake in your trash the other day? Thanksgiving plans? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-23-2005, 11:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Charlatan, I think that was for later. *After* the family festivities. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

12-03-2005, 01:47 PM	#27 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	That truly is an awesome cake! Gotta love a good sense of humor! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

11-23-2005, 11:19 AM	#20 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	You know, I think it does. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-25-2005, 09:10 AM	#21 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	So Mal? How did things work out between you and your Penis cake? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-25-2005, 12:12 PM	#22 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Holy crap. The piercings are what really take it over the edge. I can't believe the bakery went that far. Kudos to them for taking the joke and running with it. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

12-02-2005, 08:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
Booray Stumbling to the end Location: Atlanta, GA	That's great! Nice to see the bakery going beyond the call of duty to floor the customer. __________________ Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, and down Still aware of everything life carries on without

12-03-2005, 11:06 AM	#24 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Holy shit, I can't stop laughing! In a past life I was a baker (not a cake decorater, that's a whole 'nother job) and I'm trying to picture one of the front girls coming into the back of house and telling me we need a penis cake. I'm trying to imagine the look on the cake decorator's face. That's just fucking brilliant. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

12-03-2005, 11:13 AM	#25 (permalink)
rlynnm Psycho Location: so cal	That is one awesome cake. It astounds me where half of the creativity might've stemmed from...And the receptionist's aloofness with the whole thing. These bitches are experts aren't they ? LOL __________________ The hardest thing is to be honest with yourself, especially if that means completely redefining the world you've come to know. Don't look too hard, I'm right in front of you.

12-03-2005, 01:29 PM	#26 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	ok two questions.. 1) who got to eat the shaft? 2) how much did it cost? __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

12-04-2005, 01:01 PM	#28 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	That's the funniest, yet best cock, er, uh, CAKE, yea Cake I've ever seen!! ) __________________ ...a wandering soul...

12-04-2005, 11:07 PM	#29 (permalink)
kylie Upright Location: chicago,IL	this is so so so details ... i wouldnt want to bite it... ouch

12-07-2005, 09:34 PM	#31 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	That is one amusing piece of baking art. Awesome!

12-11-2005, 11:38 PM	#32 (permalink)
Naked Communist Upright Location: the armpit of the Great Southwest	I forwarded this to my hubby at work and have since been informed that the entire squadron has stopped by for a peek (after said hubby spit his coffee all over the keyboard). That's the best cake I've ever seen...but I gotta agree with Charlatan about the scrotum. It's a lot lumpier than the models I've seen. __________________ We are ensnared by the wisdom of the serpent; we are freed by the foolishness of God. ---------------------- ...inside the museums infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo "this is what salvation must be like after a while"...

12-12-2005, 12:46 AM	#33 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	Amazing! (My mom - RIP- would never have been game for that)

09-10-2007, 10:48 AM	#34 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	I was just thinking about this post the other day, and here I am trolling through humor and finding it. A well deserved bump. __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

09-10-2007, 10:59 AM	#35 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	The girl I just went out on a date with has a penis cake baking pan. Hot. Anything to make 'em wanna put weewaw in their weewaw-polisher. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

09-12-2007, 11:48 PM	#36 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	Wow, back from the dead. Still funny. __________________ I'll Throw You!

02-07-2008, 01:21 PM	#37 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	back from the dead 'cause its still funny... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

02-07-2008, 01:50 PM	#38 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	anyone also notice that its circumcised? must be a muslim or jewish dick __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

02-07-2008, 04:31 PM	#39 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	Too...many...circumcision...jokes...!!! Jewish...humor...on...critical...overload...!!! __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

02-07-2008, 08:01 PM	#40 (permalink)
RonRyan85 Insane Location: Lone Star State,USA	Great looking cake! Did you want it to be a LOT BIGGER?