uncle phil

The guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with
his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said,"Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player;
a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed,
patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all
night."

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Plan9

Hahaha... priceless.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Kaimi

Now that is a great cure.

badmike

excellent

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what could be better than being a TFP man?

ottopilot

that gets 2 snaps in a circle plus a rim-shot... ba-doom-crash!

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

troit

brokeback deer? What do the deer have to do with it?

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I've yet to dephile myself...

ottopilot

It was at a deer camp... a place with cabins or a campsite for deer hunters.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo