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03-06-2008, 01:33 PM
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Transfer Agent
Location: NYC
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Doctor Dan, the butt man
Ode to the Proctocologist.
Doctor Dan finished at the top of his class. Now he cradles your nuts while he looks up ass. He gets two opinions on your prostrate exam One with his winky and the other with his hand. He tells everybody that he's a brain surgeon But he buys KY jelly and gloves by the dozen. Truly he's a master of colons and sphincters and people hardly notice that he sniffs his fingers.
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03-06-2008, 02:12 PM
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Forming
Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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surgeon and dozen don't rhyme.
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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike |
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03-07-2008, 01:59 PM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
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