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Xixox · 04-20-2003, 03:45 AM

I.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."

II.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "My Daddy's dead."

The teacher, flabberghasted, tries to rebound by asking "What did he do before he died?"

The girl replies, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

Arachnid · 04-21-2003, 03:24 AM

original.......
thanks for the laffs

hotzot · 04-21-2003, 09:24 AM

funny!

zizdog69 · 04-21-2003, 09:25 AM

Great, especially the last one!

Willowsr · 04-21-2003, 09:53 AM

I like that! I've got a daughter in third grade... wonder what she's saying about me?

SaltPork · 04-21-2003, 10:05 AM

Oh man...that second one had me laughing my ass off.

Mango · 04-21-2003, 10:41 AM

excellent

Fly · 04-21-2003, 12:02 PM

yes.......i like #2 the best

thanx eh

florentina1614 · 04-21-2003, 09:38 PM

Funny, but i thought i was gonna see an Arnold Schwarzanegger (spelling is probably way off) joke.

oxymorphone · 04-21-2003, 10:05 PM

That was hilarious.

BatmanMan · 04-22-2003, 04:26 AM

Good one Xixox

Daval · 04-22-2003, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xixox
I.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"

The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."

The truth hurts

fizzledorf · 04-22-2003, 04:45 AM

good stuff! 2 funnier than 1, and 1 is still funny

moose · 04-22-2003, 12:45 PM

holy crap that second one was great

ratbastid · 04-22-2003, 01:58 PM

Love the second one!

opentocomments · 04-22-2003, 03:38 PM

good ones

MexicanOnABike · 04-22-2003, 07:09 PM

2nd = funny!

Bonesaw · 04-22-2003, 07:53 PM

nice jokes

loganmule · 04-22-2003, 08:39 PM

Both are good, the second funnier, albeit morbid perhaps.

dwqpml · 04-23-2003, 03:07 AM

2nd one was hilarious !!!

guernzvt · 04-23-2003, 04:36 AM

oh geez....

RaZ · 04-23-2003, 04:44 AM

Haha, second one was great.

04-20-2003, 03:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Xixox Crazy Location: MN-WI	Who is your daddy, and what does he do? I. A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?" The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do." II. A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?" The girl replied, "My Daddy's dead." The teacher, flabberghasted, tries to rebound by asking "What did he do before he died?" The girl replies, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

04-21-2003, 03:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Arachnid Crazy Location: Melb - Australia	original....... thanks for the laffs __________________ -------------------- Cheers

04-21-2003, 09:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	funny! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-21-2003, 09:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
zizdog69 Crazy Location: Arizona	Great, especially the last one! __________________ "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

04-21-2003, 10:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Oh man...that second one had me laughing my ass off. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-21-2003, 09:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Willowsr Banned Location: Columbus, OH	I like that! I've got a daughter in third grade... wonder what she's saying about me?

04-21-2003, 10:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mango Banned	excellent

04-21-2003, 12:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	yes.......i like #2 the best thanx eh __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-21-2003, 09:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
florentina1614 Upright	Funny, but i thought i was gonna see an Arnold Schwarzanegger (spelling is probably way off) joke.

04-21-2003, 10:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
oxymorphone Upright Location: under a rock	That was hilarious.

04-22-2003, 04:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
BatmanMan Insane	Good one Xixox __________________ Do you want to ride in the Batmobile?

04-22-2003, 04:45 AM	#13 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	good stuff! 2 funnier than 1, and 1 is still funny

04-22-2003, 12:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
moose Crazy	holy crap that second one was great

04-22-2003, 01:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Love the second one!

04-22-2003, 03:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	good ones __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-22-2003, 07:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	2nd = funny! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-22-2003, 07:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
Bonesaw B3yond! Location: MI	nice jokes __________________ Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

04-23-2003, 04:36 AM	#21 (permalink)
guernzvt Upright	oh geez....

04-22-2003, 08:39 PM	#19 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	Both are good, the second funnier, albeit morbid perhaps.

04-23-2003, 03:07 AM	#20 (permalink)
dwqpml Junkie Location: Calif.	2nd one was hilarious !!!

04-23-2003, 04:44 AM	#22 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Haha, second one was great.