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Old 11-16-2007, 07:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog Out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any Ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog came back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He saw only two ducks out There." Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back He said, "I don't believe it! Where did you get that dog? There really are Only two ducks out there!" Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, You can get one from him, too." So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has.
The breeder obliges, and Earl brings the dog home, and tells it to go out And look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a Fraud. I want my money back!" The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. Earl tells him that when he sent the Dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and Started humping his leg. The breeder says, "Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are more F_ _ _ _ _ _ ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"


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Old 11-16-2007, 08:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog Out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any Ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog came back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He saw only two ducks out There." Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back He said, "I don't believe it! Where did you get that dog? There really are Only two ducks out there!" Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, You can get one from him, too." So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has.
The breeder obliges, and Earl brings the dog home, and tells it to go out And look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a Fraud. I want my money back!" The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. Earl tells him that when he sent the Dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and Started humping his leg. The breeder says, "Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are more F_ _ _ _ _ _ ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"


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Hope you don't mind, my old eyes couldn't read that small print.....its funny now that I can see it!
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Old 11-16-2007, 08:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That is some funny shit.

Thanks for the chuckle, Brew (and Dave).
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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two joke, one thread - thanks guys!!
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