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Old 10-30-2007, 06:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bowl of chili

I know this has been around but didn't find it when I searched, so...

A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and
notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full
bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that,
mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to
the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking
and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
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Old 10-31-2007, 07:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Laugh, I hadn't heard that one before.
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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please...you think an old cowboy wouldnt eat a dead mouse?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I didn't see that one coming....
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I guess I must still be about fourteen, because I laughed until I cried.
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