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gfandy · 06-18-2003, 10:53 PM

This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Colorado."

The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Colorado?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

cchris · 06-18-2003, 11:26 PM

That was good

bravo49 · 06-19-2003, 02:05 AM

I like that one

txgirl · 06-19-2003, 08:03 AM

Good one!

mastboy3 · 06-19-2003, 08:56 AM

hahahaha nice

06-18-2003, 10:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	The Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Colorado." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Colorado?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

06-18-2003, 11:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	That was good __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-19-2003, 08:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
mastboy3 Upright	hahahaha nice __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

06-19-2003, 02:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	I like that one

06-19-2003, 08:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Good one!