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Old 04-20-2003, 03:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A mom walks into her son's room and finds 15 S&M magazines underneath his mattress. Totally appalled, she goes to her husband and tells him what she found. "What should we do about this?" the mom asked.
"I don't know," said the dad, "but for god sake don't spank him."
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Spank me!

Hahaha I love this joke. It totally reminds me of something my dad would say
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Old 04-20-2003, 04:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Have you been saving these or what?
Funny shite.
Nearly as funny as you being a rookie.
 
Old 04-20-2003, 06:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ha! Excellent.
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice Very Nice
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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nice one
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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good one!
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Old 04-20-2003, 12:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That is just great.
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Old 04-20-2003, 12:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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marcopolo strikes again.

you must nave a whole freakin' library of these.

thanx eh
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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good one....I'm including this in my joke folder too
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 04-21-2003, 04:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Good One MP, hope to see your post count return to its former glory.
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Old 04-21-2003, 05:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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he he he good one
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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short and sweet
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