Women are like apples
 

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

What are men like? Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to enjoy with dinner.

where do gay men and women fit into that scheme?

It's a joke, son. There's no scheme. That's why they call it "Tilted Humor"

Sadly some truth to that but still funny!

as was my comment

Hmm-- this seems like it'd be really appropriate in the ladder theory thread :) wold any men be good enough to reach the women at the top of the tree?

:giggles:

you have to shake the shit out of the trunk of the tree until the good ones at the top fall to the ground, then go around with a bucket and scoop them up! Amirite? *high five* :shakehead:

Omigod, I'm never posting stupid theories again. Hahhahaha!

Nah, we're all on the ground looking up their skirts :devious: