The Nun
 

A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two
MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing
there. He asked_ her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts
for a few minutes. I'll_ explain why later."

The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the_ two MPs
came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier
running down the road.

She replied, "He went that away".

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under
her skirt and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see
I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said she understood.

The GI said, "I hope_ you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't
want to go to Iraq either!"

Makes me look at nuns in a whole different way...

good one brew i got tears in my eyes laughing

hahahha, nice

Loved that one.

rofl

BWAHAHAHA thats good stuff

Funny dodgers. That was good.

TV's & Peepers, what happened to the stand-up,card-burning,Canadian-boarder-hopping draft-dodgers of yesteryear?

didn't see that one coming at all

HAHAHAHAHHA

good one!

glad

nice one, made me laugh

Sometimes it pays to wear those mirrors on your shoes first before crawling under the skirt of a nun! lol

Totally didn't expect it. Good one!

Very funny, you got a tear out of me.

Hahahah

LOL!! Man.. That's a good one!

lol, fucking hell.