Sexual Intercourse - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 08-08-2007, 09:54 PM

Little Tony was staying with his Grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
"Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse, darling"

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

Willravel · 08-08-2007, 10:03 PM

Hahahaha....

Daniel_ · 08-08-2007, 11:15 PM

excellent. Thanks.

Infinite_Loser · 08-09-2007, 12:11 AM

I never get these jokes

Plan9 · 08-09-2007, 06:15 AM

HAHAHAH! Ooops!

SirLance · 08-11-2007, 11:50 AM

Funny, and I can actually envison it happening...

Destrox · 08-12-2007, 03:30 AM

She tried at least, heck its the first thing I thought my self.

hibsboy · 08-13-2007, 08:45 AM

haha, i could imagine my gran saying that!!!

LoganSnake · 08-13-2007, 11:09 AM

That's what I'd say too.

troit · 08-13-2007, 09:13 PM

yeah... "Bunk Beds..."...yeah...

BBtB · 08-15-2007, 01:03 PM

hahaha, for some odd reason this reminds me of the red rocket episode of south park, where stan (I think it was stan, might have been kyle, hell if I can remember) is jacking off his dog saying red rocket and his mom screams "What the hell are you doing?" and he just looks at her and states "I'm beating off the dog" as if it should just be obvious to everyone.

Jaysm · 08-28-2007, 12:28 AM

ha ha

Datalife2 · 09-19-2007, 03:37 AM

haha good one

08-08-2007, 09:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Sexual Intercourse Little Tony was staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling" Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-08-2007, 11:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	excellent. Thanks. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

08-09-2007, 12:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	I never get these jokes __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

08-09-2007, 06:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	HAHAHAH! Ooops! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-11-2007, 11:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Funny, and I can actually envison it happening... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-08-2007, 10:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hahahaha....

08-12-2007, 03:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	She tried at least, heck its the first thing I thought my self. __________________ You bore me.... next.

08-13-2007, 08:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
hibsboy Upright	haha, i could imagine my gran saying that!!!

08-13-2007, 11:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	That's what I'd say too. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

08-13-2007, 09:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	yeah... "Bunk Beds..."...yeah... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

08-15-2007, 01:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	hahaha, for some odd reason this reminds me of the red rocket episode of south park, where stan (I think it was stan, might have been kyle, hell if I can remember) is jacking off his dog saying red rocket and his mom screams "What the hell are you doing?" and he just looks at her and states "I'm beating off the dog" as if it should just be obvious to everyone. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

09-19-2007, 03:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Datalife2 Insane	haha good one __________________ where's my lighter?

08-28-2007, 12:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
Jaysm Upright	ha ha