Two Lobsters......
 

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The lady lobster suggested
that the gentleman lobster to get them an ice cream each. Having
purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made his way back to the
beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he
finished the ice cream he realized that his lady friend's ice cream
had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended
up eating it. When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster
friend exclaimed, "Where are the ice creams?" "Well," he said. "I
decided to eat mine. Then yours melted, so I ate that too." His lady
friend was incensed and cried, "You shellfish bastard!

Heh, that's a good groaner.

got a small chuckle out of me.....

lol nice.

hahah

god help me -i laughed...

did not see it coming either...

Kind of an elaborate story for a universal punchline, but funny none the less.