One day in the furniture store. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 06-15-2003, 10:27 AM

A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

SirLance · 06-17-2003, 10:23 PM

84 views and no responses? Well, I laughed out loud. Of course, I have a sick sense of humor...

Mitzkrieg · 06-17-2003, 11:04 PM

hehe, not bad. i likes the toilet humor myself.

Nisses · 06-17-2003, 11:51 PM

saw it coming, but still a good way to start my day

bravo49 · 06-18-2003, 01:14 AM

I liked it

jwoody · 06-18-2003, 01:40 AM

Good one. Could be applied to any purchasing experience.

fizzledorf · 06-18-2003, 02:32 AM

funny stuff!

Mutant X · 06-18-2003, 04:52 PM

Hilarious, dude that was a great joke. Thanks for posting it.

ratbastid · 06-18-2003, 04:55 PM

Bwa ha ha!!!!

Potty humor. My favorite.

txgirl · 06-19-2003, 07:59 AM

worth sharing for sure!

WispOfDespair · 06-19-2003, 12:13 PM

Excellent! I work in a furniture store =)

TerresqueÜ · 06-19-2003, 04:21 PM

I heard the same thing with a BMW or some fancy car. Still funny.

bobdobbs8056135 · 06-20-2003, 06:54 AM

very nicely bad

06-15-2003, 10:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	One day in the furniture store. A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?" He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price." __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-17-2003, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	84 views and no responses? Well, I laughed out loud. Of course, I have a sick sense of humor... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-17-2003, 11:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	saw it coming, but still a good way to start my day __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

06-18-2003, 01:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Good one. Could be applied to any purchasing experience. __________________ .

06-19-2003, 04:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I heard the same thing with a BMW or some fancy car. Still funny. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-17-2003, 11:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	hehe, not bad. i likes the toilet humor myself.

06-18-2003, 01:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	I liked it

06-18-2003, 02:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	funny stuff!

06-18-2003, 04:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mutant X Crazy Location: Miami,Fl	Hilarious, dude that was a great joke. Thanks for posting it.

06-18-2003, 04:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Bwa ha ha!!!! Potty humor. My favorite.

06-19-2003, 07:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	worth sharing for sure!

06-19-2003, 12:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
WispOfDespair Upright	Excellent! I work in a furniture store =)

06-20-2003, 06:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
bobdobbs8056135 Upright Location: in the woods	very nicely bad __________________ the days run over the hills like wild horses...-Bukowsky- i am the flying rodeo clown of death in qpids liberation army... lending my strange services in the noble cause of taking over the world before microsoft enslaves us all.