Sexual Intercourse
 

Little Tony was staying with his Grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
"Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse, darling"

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse.
It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

Hahahaha....

excellent. Thanks.

I never get these jokes :|

HAHAHAH! Ooops!

Funny, and I can actually envison it happening...

She tried at least, heck its the first thing I thought my self.

haha, i could imagine my gran saying that!!!

That's what I'd say too.

yeah... "Bunk Beds..."...yeah... ;)

hahaha, for some odd reason this reminds me of the red rocket episode of south park, where stan (I think it was stan, might have been kyle, hell if I can remember) is jacking off his dog saying red rocket and his mom screams "What the hell are you doing?" and he just looks at her and states "I'm beating off the dog" as if it should just be obvious to everyone.

ha ha

haha good one