Japanese Fart
 

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride
crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her
husband's clothes and accidentally lets out a big fart.

She looked up and said, "Aww so sowwy, excuse prease, front hole
so happy, back hole laugh out loud."

Now THAT is funny.

The mental image... oh wow.

Yeah, I just had a horrible vision.