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Brewmaniac · 07-06-2007, 11:46 AM

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in West Virginia. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th
row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think
you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair
have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from
reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue
to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonde's, but women in
general...and all in the name of humor!!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this mister!!! I'm talking to that little shit on your
knee."

_

Dilbert1234567 · 07-06-2007, 11:49 AM

lol oldy but a goody

loganmule · 07-06-2007, 09:07 PM

needed a laugh and got one, thanks

SirLance · 07-11-2007, 04:09 PM

Ouch! SHe proved the point, now, didn't she!

07-06-2007, 11:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Blonde sticks-up for herself A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in West Virginia. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonde's, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister!!! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee." _ __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-06-2007, 11:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	lol oldy but a goody __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

07-11-2007, 04:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ouch! SHe proved the point, now, didn't she! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-06-2007, 09:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	needed a laugh and got one, thanks