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mjby2 · 07-02-2007, 04:07 AM

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was
having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the
family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told
her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then,
talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the
Woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother
saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

telekinetic · 07-02-2007, 10:27 AM

I don't get it...

Jinn · 07-02-2007, 10:29 AM

They're lesbians.

No babies.

telekinetic · 07-02-2007, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JinnKai

They're lesbians.

No babies.

Oh, i understood the premise...just didn't know where the funny was coming from.

Jetée · 07-02-2007, 10:40 AM

gar1976 · 07-02-2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

Oh, i understood the premise...just didn't know where the funny was coming from.

Considering how worked up the mom was having about her daughter taking the high hard one, one would assume she would freak more about her daughter choosing to chow box.

SirLance · 07-11-2007, 04:16 PM

I thought it was funny!

Ilow · 07-11-2007, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gar1976

Considering how worked up the mom was having about her daughter taking the high hard one, one would assume she would freak more about her daughter choosing to chow box.

couldn't have said it more succinctly myself.

07-02-2007, 04:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	Sex The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the Woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

07-02-2007, 10:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	I don't get it... __________________ twisted no more

07-02-2007, 10:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	They're lesbians. No babies. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

07-02-2007, 10:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	__________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-11-2007, 04:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I thought it was funny! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.