Brewmaniac

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?"

"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."

"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."

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troit

You can never teach them too young....

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healer

Didn't see that one coming. Clever boy.

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Brewmaniac

Or

The even smarter/smart ass farmer breaks off the green one and says "it will be laying here next week when ya come back"

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