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05-02-2007, 06:57 PM
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Tilted
Location: Canada
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MY LUCKY NIGHT ... OR SO I THOUGHT ...
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. "What's that?" I asked. "It a mother and daughter threesome," she said. I said, "No." We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"  |
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05-05-2007, 06:42 AM
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I'll ask when I'm ready....
Location: Firmly in the middle....
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Ummmm....No thanks! Funny!
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05-06-2007, 09:13 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Eurch!
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