Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 04-28-2007, 05:29 AM

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

Lady Sage · 04-28-2007, 07:30 AM

Sometimes... you frighten me.

DEI37 · 04-28-2007, 02:23 PM

That's some funny stuff.

robot_parade · 04-28-2007, 06:11 PM

heh. teh awesome.

Brewmaniac · 04-28-2007, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Sage

Sometimes... you frighten me.

I have to ask why, sweet Lady Sage?

ShaniFaye · 04-29-2007, 11:44 AM

I love number 3 hehehehehe

newtx · 04-29-2007, 07:48 PM

Thats funny, son. I say thats funny............ Foghorn Leghorn is the man. Got to love the foghornster.

cameroncrazy822 · 05-02-2007, 05:28 AM

That is especially funny for me... my family and I have a seasonal campsite in Lancaster, PA (the heart of the PA amish country). Hilarious stuff.... gracias for the morning laugh.

SirLance · 05-02-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

This one absolutely kills me. I swear, Brew, tears are streaming down my face.

04-28-2007, 05:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!" 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." 5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." 4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks. 3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening." 2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese." 1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

04-28-2007, 07:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Sometimes... you frighten me. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

04-28-2007, 02:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's some funny stuff. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

04-29-2007, 11:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I love number 3 hehehehehe __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

04-28-2007, 06:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
robot_parade Junkie Location: San Antonio, TX	heh. teh awesome.

04-29-2007, 07:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
newtx Addict	Thats funny, son. I say thats funny............ Foghorn Leghorn is the man. Got to love the foghornster.

05-02-2007, 05:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	That is especially funny for me... my family and I have a seasonal campsite in Lancaster, PA (the heart of the PA amish country). Hilarious stuff.... gracias for the morning laugh.