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Sharon · 03-20-2007, 04:28 PM

An electrical, a mechanical and a civil engineer all sat down one day to try and decide of which of their faculties God must be to design the human body.

The electrical engineer explained that God must be an electrical engineer, for you only have to look at the complex nervous system powered by electrical impulses.

The mechanical engineer was sure that God must be a mechanical engineer, on the basis of the body's advanced mechanical systems: the heart a pump, the veins pipes, and the tendons and muscles an advanced pulley system.

Finally, after hearing the civil engineer's arguments, both the mechanical and electrical engineer had to agree that God must be a civil engineer... for who else would run a waste disposal through a recreational area!

Dilbert1234567 · 03-20-2007, 04:32 PM

hehee, awesome.

drag0nmanes · 03-23-2007, 06:11 PM

Hahaha, good one.

waltert · 03-24-2007, 12:30 AM

lol, alot of engineering students joke about civil engineers at school.

quite a few people switch to civil engineering as a last resort before finally becoming business majors.

SirLance · 03-28-2007, 06:30 PM

Very well put!

Daniel_ · 03-28-2007, 11:22 PM

Love it.

I used to have a page from the UK yellow pages on my notice board that said "Boring - See Civil Engineers"

deportes · 04-05-2007, 04:26 PM

great joke.

nrclark · 04-06-2007, 02:23 PM

What does driving a train have to do with all this ???

03-20-2007, 04:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	God is an Engineer An electrical, a mechanical and a civil engineer all sat down one day to try and decide of which of their faculties God must be to design the human body. The electrical engineer explained that God must be an electrical engineer, for you only have to look at the complex nervous system powered by electrical impulses. The mechanical engineer was sure that God must be a mechanical engineer, on the basis of the body's advanced mechanical systems: the heart a pump, the veins pipes, and the tendons and muscles an advanced pulley system. Finally, after hearing the civil engineer's arguments, both the mechanical and electrical engineer had to agree that God must be a civil engineer... for who else would run a waste disposal through a recreational area!

03-20-2007, 04:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	hehee, awesome. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

03-28-2007, 06:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Very well put! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-28-2007, 11:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Love it. I used to have a page from the UK yellow pages on my notice board that said "Boring - See Civil Engineers" __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

03-23-2007, 06:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
drag0nmanes Crazy Location: Oside	Hahaha, good one.

03-24-2007, 12:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
waltert Insane	lol, alot of engineering students joke about civil engineers at school. quite a few people switch to civil engineering as a last resort before finally becoming business majors.

04-05-2007, 04:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	great joke.

04-06-2007, 02:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	What does driving a train have to do with all this ???