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Shadow_fire · 01-30-2007, 05:16 PM

Hear about the hippie vampire?

He's ghoul man. Real ghoul.

So a pirate went to get his ears pierced.

It cost a buccaneer

Hear about that new pirate movie?

Its rated arrrrrrr.

So three vampires walk into a bar, first one orders an AB, second one orders an O negative, and the third one says he just wants a plasma.
Bartender goes, "Alright so 2 bloods and a blood lite."

And sadly that is all I have for now.

Crack · 01-31-2007, 07:38 AM

You sicken and amuse me. I approve.

Shadow_fire · 01-31-2007, 08:38 AM

Excellent. When I remember some more I shall post them as well.

SirLance · 01-31-2007, 05:43 PM

Good groaners!

bendsley · 02-01-2007, 12:16 PM

bahaha...quite funny. I will have to remember a couple of those.

good job!

Shadow_fire · 02-01-2007, 05:15 PM

Thanks muchly everyone

loganmule · 02-24-2007, 10:58 AM

these got guilty chuckles out of my wife and me

01-30-2007, 05:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shadow_fire Crazy Location: Elora	Vampire and Pirate Jokes Hear about the hippie vampire? He's ghoul man. Real ghoul. So a pirate went to get his ears pierced. It cost a buccaneer Hear about that new pirate movie? Its rated arrrrrrr. So three vampires walk into a bar, first one orders an AB, second one orders an O negative, and the third one says he just wants a plasma. Bartender goes, "Alright so 2 bloods and a blood lite." And sadly that is all I have for now.

01-31-2007, 07:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	You sicken and amuse me. I approve. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-31-2007, 05:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good groaners! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-01-2007, 12:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
bendsley Professional Loafer Location: texas	bahaha...quite funny. I will have to remember a couple of those. good job! __________________ "You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."

01-31-2007, 08:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Shadow_fire Crazy Location: Elora	Excellent. When I remember some more I shall post them as well.

02-01-2007, 05:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Shadow_fire Crazy Location: Elora	Thanks muchly everyone

02-24-2007, 10:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	these got guilty chuckles out of my wife and me