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Old 02-04-2007, 02:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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... UMM ... I LIKE CRABS

A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up.

So she took them home and ate them herself! ...
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe, never heard that one befor, great.
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Old 02-04-2007, 08:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Clever joke, thanks!
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Old 02-05-2007, 08:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very clever! Good post!
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice!
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