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uncle phil · 02-01-2008, 03:31 AM

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him, (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis...

Nisses · 02-01-2008, 08:51 AM

Posted here just a bit ago:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=130035
still good tho

uncle phil · 02-01-2008, 01:04 PM

my bad...sorry...

02-01-2008, 03:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	lame-o one-liners 19 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him, (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-01-2008, 08:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	Posted here just a bit ago: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=130035 still good tho __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

02-01-2008, 01:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my bad...sorry... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.