Drider_it

You can tell if a girl is a true redneck.. its simple

she puts a wad of chewing tobacco in her mouth.. goes down on a guy

and she knows which to spit and which to swallow

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Crack

that would be weird, and probably kinda tingly...

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Brewmaniac

Drider_it, Great joke! Thanks

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Daniel_

Way to get penis cancer...

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SirLance

Oh, man... what a mental image... good joke!

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